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Meeting My Needs

It's the meme that is too hilarious to avoid! Endorsed by a number of fine bloggers, including Heatherfeather and Mamie. Just type "[your name] needs" into google and realize what it is you truly, truly need:

  • Jess needs to do a sexy shoot for FHM now.
  • Jess needs to get more aggressive.
  • Jess needs a home whereby she will be the only pet as she deserves 100% attention.
  • Jess needs to review more superhero comics.
  • Jess needs breast augmentation
  • Jess needs many prayers.
  • Jess needs to go at her own pace.
  • Jess needs a lil break.
  • Jess needs to learn that not everything in the world is nice, and as long as he's not peeing on my bed out of jealousy, the cat is doing nothing wrong.
  • Jess needs to work on her secretivity.
  • Jess needs to use better grammar.

That one about the cat peeing on the bed? So true. Chris has said this to me I don't know how many times. I just. can't. learn!

Posted by jess at October 13, 2005 11:54 PM
Comments

I've lurked around your site for a little while...but that was just too cool, I had to try it. Mine's posted on my blog now. Yours is water coming out of the nose funny!! I love it.

Posted by: Julia at October 14, 2005 3:51 AM

at least you don't need two therapists or have billo'reilly pushing for you to have had a c hildhood. ;)

happy friday!

Posted by: heatherfeather at October 14, 2005 10:40 AM

ok, I googled the "******* needs" thing but I keep getting the same thing. "My joanna needs tuning" is a song by Uriah Heep. (joanna is a nickname for a piano if you're a bit confused.) I do probably need to work on my grammar too though.

Posted by: joanna at October 20, 2005 12:21 PM

hello! my name is jess too and i found this site doin the google ***needs thing. LOl apparently "Jess needs a bath" :S

hehe :)

Posted by: Jess at April 29, 2006 5:08 AM

yup found this doing the google thing.
shows how much of a life we all have hehehe
im another jess :) and all those answers are just damn good! hehehe
xxx :) xxx

Posted by: jess numero 3 at May 18, 2006 4:20 PM

ditto! also tried typing in "jessie needs" as my friend calls me jessie, but i won't go into that!

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