For your enjoyment, limericks with Texas city names in them, courtesy of The Morning News. As a former Houstonian, I really appreciate the one about Austin.
Your turn! I challenge you to try your own Texas limericks. The start of mine is the subject of this post...
Posted by jessica at March 22, 2004 9:01 AMHah, my turn!
There once was a girl from El Paso
Who thought every man was an asshole
She met her new love
Who changed the above
And forever he'll be in her lasso!
How did yours end?
Posted by: Vanessa at March 22, 2004 11:52 AMokay, sorry to anyone who knows this particular texan -
There once was a cokehead from Crawford
Who snorted whatever was profferred.
When his nose became sore,
He discovered the Lord,
And now he's abundantly coffer'd.
There once was man from Space City,
Whose teaching credentials were fitting,
He majored in Gym,
And now look at him,
“No Child Left Behind” shows no pity!
HA HA HA, lol, jolt, i knew you wouldn't be able to resist, and a worthy effort would result ;)
Posted by: jess at March 24, 2004 8:32 PM